List of 10 Silly Cat Knock Knock Jokes

Grumpy Cat Knock Knock Jokes

Want a little bit of a giggle? Here’s a list of silly knock knock jokes about cats – no kitten it’ll make you giggle a bit hehe. Also check out my list of 30 silly one liner cat jokes… It’s one of my most popular posts and I am sure it would be great for a giggle as well.

Knock Knock Joke fairy godmother
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Furry
Furry who?
It’s your Furry Godmother, hurry up, you’re late!


 

Police Cat
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Claw
Claw who?
It’s Claw Enforcement. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of meow.


 

Hands off my cat
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off my kitten!


fat get gets stuck in door
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Puss!
Puss who?
Puss-ibly the awesomeowest cat ever!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Claws!
Claws who?
Claws the door behind you, you’re letting in a draught!


Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Neil!
Neil who?
Neil down and pat the cat before he loses his temper!


cat lady
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
Juan day you’ll turn into a crazy cat lady, if you stick around too long!


Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Catsup.
Catsup who?
Catsup on top of the cupboard and won’t come down!


christmas cat wearing santa hat
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Purr!
Purr who?
Purr-sonally I think these jokes are probably best left for Christmas Crackers!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Claws
Claws who?
Santa Claws!

Meow! I hope you liked this article! Want more cat jokes? Check out my list of 30 cheesy one liner cat jokes, so bad they’re impossibly good. You’ll laugh out loud!

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