List of 30 Cheesily Hiss-terical One Liner Cat Jokes

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Hey there and thanks for popping in to check out some silly cat jokes. I hope you enjoy! And don’t forget to check out my other posts on jokes if you’re looking for more! 30 Silly One Liner cat Jokes  |  Cat Knock Knock Jokes

  1. What’s a cat’s favourite pick up line? Meow you doing kitten?
  2. How do French cats say “Thank You”? Meow-ci Beaucoup
  3. What sport did the kittens play in the backyard? Hairball!
  4. Every try stealing some catnip from a cat? Furrget about it honey!
  5. What do cats eat on very hot days? Mice cream
  6. What do you get when you cross a scraggily alley cat with a canary? A peeping tom!
  7. What do you call a cat who just clawed your new leather handbag? Purrrrr evil!
  8. What do you say when Purrrrr evils plan is foiled? The cat’s out of the bag now!
  9. What do you call a cat and a roll of toilet paper? A cat-astrophe about to happen.
  10. What’s the favourite movie for cats to watch? The Sound of Mewsic
  11. What do you call a cat with a short haircut? Duh, a Bobcat hehe
  12. How long can a cat meow until you feed him? Fur-ever :S
  13. What did Mr Tabby cat do when he ate the cheese? Waited by Mouse’s house with baited breath
  14. What do polite gentlemen cats say when they are in the way? Paw-don me sir! I’m furry sorry!
  15. What did the cat say as he was leaving for work? Have a mice day darling
  16. Why did gentleman cat where a top hat? Beclawse he was feline sally 😉
  17. What’s a good novel for cats to read? The Tortoiseshell and the hair!
  18. What did the kitten say as he walked past the dog pound? Get me-ow-t of here!!
  19. Have you heard enough cat jokes? They’re hiss-terical (oh dear!)
  20. What does a fat cat do when he is mad? Chucks a hissy fit
  21. How is cat food sold at the shops? Usually purrr can
  22. What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs until they are old enough to wear pants!
  23. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One of them has the paws before the claws and the other is the opposite!
  24. When the cat published a naughty book… what did he call it? Hiss and tell 😉
  25. What’s the favourite dessert for a cat? Chocolate mouse!
  26. What magazine did the lady cat read when she was having afternoon tea? Good mousekeeping
  27. What looks the same as half a cat? The other half
  28. What’s the game cat’s play when they have parties? Mewsical chairs!
  29. What’s white, super sweet, has little ears and whiskers and floats on the ocean? A catameringue
  30. Who made sure Cinderella cat went to the ball? Her Furry Godmother!

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